DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/21/1999 Duedate: 11/03/1999
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-337
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANGEL RUST
HELTER SKELTER (256)
(36-4713) [12-4-1,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANGEL RUST CASTIGLIONE
HELTER SKELTER (256) SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
(36-4713) [12-4-1,124] (36-4828) [6-1-1,53]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BODHISATVA MORNING MIST
THE TAO (326) THE TAO (326)
(36-4027) [17-10-0,103] (36-4520) [9-1-0,117]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BABES (416)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. QUINCUNX (454) 44
2. BABES (416) 38 THE TAO (326)
3. ANARKYSTS (341) 34 Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441) 26
5. WOLF PACK (423) 20 LOTTA JERKS (447)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*LOTTA JERKS (447) 10 5 0 66.7 1/ 5 BABES (416) 10 5 0
2- 1 WRATHMEN (421) 37 22 2 62.7 2/ 4*QUINCUNX (454) 9 6 0
3/ 3 THE TAO (326) 93 65 12 58.9 3/10 WOLF PACK (423) 8 5 1
4/ 9*SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441) 19 14 2 57.6 4/ 7*SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441) 8 6 0
5/ 5 BABES (416) 66 50 3 56.9 5/14 ANARKYSTS (341) 7 8 3
6/ 4 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347) 21 17 3 55.3 6- 3 COMMUNIST MANIFEST (425) 6 4 0
7/ 6 FUN ZONE (44) 25 21 0 54.3 7/ 1 DEEP 13 (419) 6 9 1
8/18*QUINCUNX (454) 16 14 0 53.3 8/13 HELTER SKELTER (256) 6 9 0
9- 7*PAWNEE (460) 8 7 1 53.3 9/21*LOTTA JERKS (447) 5 3 0
10/ 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 104 97 23 51.7 10/ 8 THE TAO (326) 5 5 1
11/11 PICK ME UPS (236) 150 143 14 51.2 11/ 6*THE RATING GAME (456) 5 5 0
12/15 HELTER SKELTER (256) 309 318 19 49.3 12/19*EASTERN HORDE (452) 5 6 0
13/12 DEEP 13 (419) 33 35 4 48.5 13/20 FUN ZONE (44) 4 4 0
14/13*BLADES OF FURY (440) 15 16 0 48.4 14- 2*PAWNEE (460) 4 6 0
15-16*EXCALIBUR (430) 14 15 1 48.3 15/18*BLADES OF FURY (440) 4 7 0
16-17*RANDOM EVENTS (445) 12 13 0 48.0 16/12 SCARRY TEAM (325) 4 8 0
17/20 WOLF PACK (423) 22 24 1 47.8 17-11*EXCALIBUR (430) 3 1 0
18/21 ANARKYSTS (341) 102 112 14 47.7 18-16*RANDOM EVENTS (445) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 COMMUNIST MANIFEST (425) 40 44 4 47.6 19/ 9 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 3 6 1
20-24*SSA SDRAWKCAB (450) 11 13 0 45.8 20-17*SSA SDRAWKCAB (450) 3 6 0
21-25*THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444) 11 14 2 44.0 21/23*BEYOND THE PALE (448) 3 10 0
22/23*THE RATING GAME (456) 11 14 1 44.0 22/27 PICK ME UPS (236) 2 1 0
23/22*EASTERN HORDE (452) 7 9 2 43.8 23-15*THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444) 2 3 1
24/26 SCARRY TEAM (325) 94 132 3 41.6 24-25 WRATHMEN (421) 1 0 0
25-27 DREAD GUARD (417) 30 59 2 33.7 25/24 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347) 1 2 0
26/28*BEYOND THE PALE (448) 6 17 0 26.1 26-22 DREAD GUARD (417) 1 4 0
27-29*GEN CON EXTRAS (459) 0 1 0 0.0 27-29*GEN CON EXTRAS (459) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Delarquan Federation #25 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Tsaumarn:
They had entered a kitchen, one big enough to cook meals for a hundred men
without crowding. There was no one in sight, but double doors were open onto the
courtyard on the other side from their point of entry, and the sounds of combat were
loud and steady. Ultraist guessed that the cooks and scullions had rushed out to help
fight off Barkab and his two followers.
"Quickly now," Saureza said, "we must make the most of the time Barkab is gaining
for us!" She darted toward one of the interior doors.
He followed, and found that the passage behind the door led to a large room with
a long table down the middle and a sort of step-like arrangement of shelves along one
side on which was displayed a bewildering assortment of probably valuable things. It
was as though a packrat with expensive tastes had set all his miscellaneous
acquisitions out there so that other packrats could see and envy his collection.
"What about my friend in the dungeon?" he asked.
"First things first," the woman said briskly. "This is our mission first." She
was scanning the heterogeneous collection with desperate haste and suddenly leaped
forward and seized something.
In all the clutter, he couldn't be sure what it had been, not that he needed to
know, but he was curious. What was so valuable to Barkab's tribe that he and his
followers had risked death or capture to get it? All he could recall for sure was
that there had been some kind of crystal that flashed, and that it was small enough
for Saureza to conceal in her clothes. "Now what?" he asked, trying to watch all the
room's many doors at once.
"Now the dungeons and your friends," she said.
*** ***** *** ***** ***
It was, Doc LeMa$e decided, about the way it must feel to live on the edge of a
volcano. The Overlord of Sibikhas gave the impression of being about to erupt at any
moment, and over the hours of their imprisonment he had become less and less willing
to listen to rational advice. That Gryzash had considerable magical power was
obvious, hell, the man practically seethed with power. But there was great magical
power binding this dungeon into its form and purpose, too. Although the big manager
would yield to no one in his willingness to undertake desperate and violent tasks, he
had no desire to be present when Gryzash's power clashed with the power built into
this foundation. Not if it could be avoided.
These reflections were interrupted by sounds from the corridor outside their
cell: marching feet and clanging metal, coming nearer.
"They're coming for us," LeMa$e said with satisfaction. "Maybe now we'll have a
chance to find out what this is all about, state our own case--"
"If harm has come to Morra," Gryzash snarled through set teeth, "I will kill
every one of them."
"So shall we all," LeMa$e answered impatiently, "but let's not buy trouble. She
may have received no harm--"
"I mistrust all here," Chezarnoi muttered from the other side of the cell.
Magic crackled around the door, power crawling like lightning on the bars.
LeMa$e leaped back with an oath. He guessed that a mage of respectable power stood on
the other side. Respectable, but not great--freed of the hampering spells of this
place, he himself could have destroyed the fellow with one hand tied behind his back.
But he was not freed of the hampering spells, and any attempt to engage in a magical
battle here would be futile at best. At worst, it would set off Gryzash, and the
Overlord was a lot too much like a powerful bomb for him to--
He leaped on the Overlord quickly, just in time to prevent disaster. His weight
and momentum were enough to fling Gryzash against the stone wall and stun the man
temporarily. It was enough. The door opened and guards entered warily; the magician
remained outside but clearly prepared to take a hand if needed. The three prisoners
were chained and hustled out into the corridor, then up a seemingly endless spiral
stair.
Elsewhere in Tsaumarn:
It was the Rirorni Cook who brought the news, bursting in on Varndis Abeq and the
gladiators as they planned their departure. "Lord Sa Kolke is arresting all in the
city who are not Rirorni and have no safe pass!" he announced.
"The city depends on foreigners coming here to trade," Zeus pointed out. "How
can he dare to drive out all the traders?"
"All I know is that the Defender's troops are going through every serai arresting
people," the Cook said, shrugging. "I am Rirorni and face no risk."
"And I have a safe pass," Varndis Abeq said. He looked around at the gladiators
with an expression of such innocence that they were immediately suspicious. "I could
include you all under the protection of my pass, if you will place yourselves in my
hands unreservedly."
"Unreservedly meaning what?" Candyacid asked suspiciously.
"I could not lie to the Defender's agents," the trader said virtuously, "but if I
could truthfully tell them that you are all my bondsmen--"
"Why not come right out and call us your slaves?" Renae snarled. Her fingers
clenched and unclenched.
Candyacid reached over and stilled her companion's hands. "We will leave
immediately," she said. "There are no gates to passed, our gear is already packed,
and we can be gone in half an hour--with luck, before the arresting party gets here.
Renae, if you'll tell Raveln, I'll get our mounts. Meet me at the rear gate of the
serai as fast as you can."
"That goes for us, too," Zeus said coldly. Columbine nodded, but didn't speak;
she was thrusting the last of their possessions into packs.
"You can't!" Playgirl said. "You have to go with Varndis to--"
"We'll meet him down the road and go on from there," the Delarquan said. "And
you'd better come with us."
"There is no need. I am his partner," Playgirl answered smugly.
"The gods damn all Karnhorns," Columbine muttered under her breath.
"Treacherous, every one."
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of JHANS. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Nothing is certain in
JHANS, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top
team--BABES. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, LOTTA JERKS blew up
the rankings to 12! Good things come to those who fight well, as SUPERIOR FORCES 9I
can attest, moving up by 3. ANARKYSTS had cause to celebrate, after SHOOT'EM SQUEAKY
got 23 points by beating FRANNIE FOX. A certain someone should cut down on the
drinking and practice more, after losing 13 points to SHIRLEY. (Discrete enough,
JANITOR JOE?) Can you believe it? HEARTBREAK apparently has better things to do as
JHANS' Duelmaster than show up and fight! Now I can't insult ANGEL RUST, as it has
gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on
too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering
milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. The warriors of
COMMUNIST MANIFESTO found their efforts at combat frustrated as BABES apparently had
more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, FRANNIE FOX is the most challenged
warrior. GARROTE GACY found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below: ASH. ASH of
CLAN BATTLEAXE kept hers wits as she was bested by GARROTE GACY. My love of complete
Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, BODHISATVA and SATNITESPCL SAM.
Are THE TAO unwilling to engage in a fair fight? I thought BODHISATVA showed great
skill and promise when he won victory over SATNITESPCL SAM. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to FRANNIE FOX of SCARRY TEAM,
for expiring in such an ungraceful fashion. 17-21-0, indeed! Death (in the form of
KILLER SHREW of DEEP 13) knocked on PRACKE's door. What will FUN ZONE do? The
suspense is killing me. Will LEGENDARY BASTARDS never avenge ULTRA DESTROYER's
death??? Oh brave(?) new world, that has such people in it! 'Tis new to me! Ask
not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into
an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JHANS?
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGEL RUST 4713 12 4 1 124 HELTER SKELTER (256)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HEARTBREAK 4612 14 2 2 137 WRATHMEN (421)
MORNING MIST 4520 9 1 0 117 THE TAO (326)
GARROTE GACY 3996 26 15 0 112 ANARKYSTS (341)
BODHISATVA 4027 17 10 0 103 THE TAO (326)
SHOOT'EM SQUEAKY 4637 8 10 6 97 ANARKYSTS (341)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASH 4026 11 10 2 90 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
SHIRLEY 4793 9 1 0 89 BABES (416)
SATNITESPCL SAM 3886 20 26 2 88 ANARKYSTS (341)
JANITOR JOE 4498 17 21 1 81 SCARRY TEAM (325)
BOHICA JOE 4509 15 9 1 81 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
BEANSTALK 3261 10 5 1 79 PICK ME UPS (236)
SA CONRAD UNO 4559 11 12 4 71 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-KARL MARX 4791 9 1 0 68 COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (425)
SHARON 4720 9 3 1 67 BABES (416)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATTACK CAT 4626 7 8 0 66 WOLF PACK (423)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILLER SHREW 4594 9 8 1 56 DEEP 13 (419)
CASTIGLIONE 4828 6 1 1 53 SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
-JOE KIDD 4611 7 3 0 52 WRATHMEN (421)
MISS HONEY 4850 6 3 0 52 SCARRY TEAM (325)
ZIGRA 4592 10 8 0 50 DEEP 13 (419)
-KHYLAR 4613 9 4 0 47 WRATHMEN (421)
SMILES 4864 6 0 0 47 SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
KUDZU CREEP 4583 11 10 3 46 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-LAO TZE 4570 3 2 1 46 THE TAO (326)
-KALISSA 4687 3 3 0 45 EXCALIBUR (430)
-YDNAS 4893 4 1 0 44 SSA SDRAWKCAB (450)
-ILSARIA 4004 4 0 0 42 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
MITCHELL 4591 6 5 1 41 DEEP 13 (419)
GREAT DAME 4928 4 2 0 39 THE RATING GAME (456)
-VLADIMER LENIN 4648 10 7 0 37 COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (425)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEG 4914 4 2 0 37 BABES (416)
BARON BLOOD 274 7 5 0 36 FUN ZONE (44)
POWER 4912 6 0 0 35 QUINCUNX (454)
-JESSICA 4818 3 3 0 35 BLADES OF FURY (440)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAQA ARHAT 4843 3 2 2 33 THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444)
OUTSIDER 4797 4 2 1 32 WOLF PACK (423)
PASB 4899 3 1 1 32 EASTERN HORDE (452)
-DRILL 4690 5 1 0 31 EXCALIBUR (430)
-YEKIL TON 4974 2 0 0 31 THE RATING GAME (456)
-MUDLAG 4686 4 2 0 30 EXCALIBUR (430)
CAPTAIN KRYLON 4811 6 4 0 29 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
COLD RAIN 4571 5 5 0 28 THE TAO (326)
LAW 4910 4 2 0 27 QUINCUNX (454)
-AZOTH QUICKSILVER 4845 3 2 0 27 THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444)
FLANDERS 4830 3 3 0 25 SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
-DARKNOVA 4863 2 1 0 25 DREAD GUARD (417)
-OEL 4891 1 4 0 25 SSA SDRAWKCAB (450)
ARROGANCE 4913 2 4 0 24 QUINCUNX (454)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOM-IN-LAW 4877 5 2 0 23 LOTTA JERKS (447)
-OBSIDIA 4001 3 1 1 23 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-J. COCKTOASTEN 272 6 4 0 22 FUN ZONE (44)
-GOOD KNIGHT 4925 2 2 1 22 THE RATING GAME (456)
-RUNNING WATER 4957 2 1 0 22 PAWNEE (460)
BANSHEE 4979 2 1 0 22 BEYOND THE PALE (448)
BIG JERK 4874 5 1 0 21 LOTTA JERKS (447)
-WINDMILL 4859 4 1 0 21 RANDOM EVENTS (445)
DOC MCSWIFT 4900 2 2 1 21 EASTERN HORDE (452)
-GRAHAM 4820 3 3 0 20 BLADES OF FURY (440)
-LITTLE JOE 4926 1 4 0 20 THE RATING GAME (456)
SANDY FRANK 4590 4 6 1 19 DEEP 13 (419)
-MONSOON 4858 3 2 0 19 RANDOM EVENTS (445)
GREEN EYES 4822 3 3 0 19 BABES (416)
-PERRIN 4988 1 0 0 19 RANDOM EVENTS (445)
ANDIE 4915 4 2 0 18 BABES (416)
-UNFORGIVEN 4610 4 5 0 17 WRATHMEN (421)
HUCKLE 4852 4 5 0 17 SCARRY TEAM (325)
TESTER 4865 3 3 1 17 SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
EXECUTION ERIK 4855 2 7 2 17 ANARKYSTS (341)
-DUST DEVIL 4860 2 3 0 16 RANDOM EVENTS (445)
-MORVAANA 4002 2 2 0 16 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
DIRGE 4819 4 3 0 15 BLADES OF FURY (440)
-WATER FOX 4959 2 1 1 15 PAWNEE (460)
ALEXIS 4919 2 3 0 15 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
MANKIND 4973 2 1 0 15 WOLF PACK (423)
-DOOMEDCORPSE 4844 2 3 0 15 THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444)
-BORIS YELTSIN 4987 1 0 0 14 COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (425)
-TIBBAR YLLACSAR 4889 4 1 0 13 SSA SDRAWKCAB (450)
FLAMEOUT 4917 3 3 1 13 DEEP 13 (419)
WEALTH 4911 3 3 0 12 QUINCUNX (454)
-GREY BEAR 4956 1 2 0 12 PAWNEE (460)
-DELICIOUS 4688 1 5 0 12 EXCALIBUR (430)
VAMPIRE 4882 3 2 0 11 BEYOND THE PALE (448)
MAX QUAM 4972 2 1 0 11 EASTERN HORDE (452)
BLOODFEUD BILL 4977 2 1 0 11 HELTER SKELTER (256)
-YFORP 4892 1 4 0 11 SSA SDRAWKCAB (450)
-MASS DEVASTATION 4975 1 1 0 10 THE RATING GAME (456)
-LEONID BREZHNEV 4980 1 1 0 10 COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (425)
-:( 4823 1 0 0 10 WRATHMEN (421)
-P.R.A.K. MASTER 361 1 0 0 10 FUN ZONE (44)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAO TE CHING 4841 2 3 0 9 THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444)
EQUITY 4909 1 5 0 8 QUINCUNX (454)
CRUD4ADEADTV 4918 1 5 0 8 ANARKYSTS (341)
-CHIEF GREY WOLF 4960 2 1 0 7 PAWNEE (460)
-VIOLET VELOCITY 4842 1 4 0 7 THE OBIQUITY MIRE (444)
-HEATSTROKE 4857 1 4 0 7 RANDOM EVENTS (445)
-DECAIRA 4005 1 3 0 6 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-TOVARIZDH BORIS 4964 1 2 0 5 COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (425)
MARZOIA 4978 1 2 0 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 9I (441)
-MR. DAYTIME 338 0 3 0 3 FUN ZONE (44)
-BOLDSTROKE 4932 0 2 0 2 DREAD GUARD (417)
-DUH 4950 0 1 0 1 GEN CON EXTRAS (459)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPECTER 4881 1 4 0 BEYOND THE PALE 448 EXECUTION ERIK 4855 337
GHOST 4879 0 3 0 BEYOND THE PALE 448 EXECUTION ERIK 4855 335 REVENGED
WRAITH 4880 0 1 0 BEYOND THE PALE 448 PASB 4899 333 REVENGED
GALADRIEL 4821 4 1 0 BLADES OF FURY 440 LAO TZE 4570 335
TITO 4808 5 3 2 COMMUNIST MANIFES 425 BAQA ARHAT 4843 335
LEVELER 4689 1 4 1 EXCALIBUR 430 FLAMEOUT 4917 334
PRACKE 270 7 4 0 FUN ZONE 44 KILLER SHREW 4594 337
CLOWER 4853 4 5 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 337 NONE
DA! 4995 0 1 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 SHEWISH GIANT 21 337 NONE
COWBOY KILLER 4873 2 2 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 OUTSIDER 4797 337
NITRO 4714 7 8 1 HELTER SKELTER 256 MITCHELL 4591 334
BLIND DATE 4861 1 3 0 RANDOM EVENTS 445 BAQA ARHAT 4843 334
FRANNIE FOX 4499 17 21 0 SCARRY TEAM 325 SHOOT'EM SQUEAKY 4637 337
BANANA GORILLA 4851 1 4 0 SCARRY TEAM 325 TESTER 4865 333 NOT REVE
FLOTILLA 4829 0 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 9 441 GOOD KNIGHT 4925 334 REVENGED
STILL WATER 4796 1 4 0 THE TAO 326 SUPERIOR MANAGER 22 337 NONE
FIREBRAT 4936 0 1 0 WISH TO FIGHT 457 DOC MCSWIFT 4900 333 NOT REVE
THE BIG SHOW 4780 3 4 0 WOLF PACK 423 HIGH ELF 19 337 NONE
LITTLE SEXY 4798 3 1 0 WOLF PACK 423 KUDZU CREEP 4583 335
PERSONAL ADS
Cold Rain -- Just thought I'd give you a personal demonstration of what it was like to
run in an arena with my manager. -- Smiles, uppity Andorian
Yekil Ton -- I was warned you were fast--I still thought I could get you. Impressive.
-- Tester
Huckle -- How do you do that? -- Marzoia
Karl Marx -- Not that matchup I wanted. -- Castiglione
Mankind -- Well at least you taught me skills. -- Flandesr
Kraven Blood -- Unless there is an update like now, this is probably my last turn for
awhile. -- Manager
Dirge -- I dismantled a scum! Woohoo! Weela! Whoop whoop whoop whoop! -- Pracke
Jhans -- My name has some interesting history. Baron Blood was originally a fighter
in Iaye in 1986 for Mayhem Inc., I believe. Then someone else named a fighter Baron
Blood. Soon, more and more teams named guys Baron Blood. I carried the disease here
to Jhans. -- Baron Blood
Hah, whatsamatter Andarus and Crow? Losin' the contest? -- Boss Ratt, Lotta Jerks
P.S. Stick around and lemmeatcha!
Law -- ...pig! -- Mom-In-Law
Yforp -- Worthless backwards flunky, that'll teach you to mess with my jerks. -- Boss
Ratt, Lotta Jerks
Gray Bear -- Your medicine man has his hands full takin' care of you after Big Jerk
had his way with you. How nice! -- Boss Ratt, Lotta Jerks
Beyond the Pale -- What's going on? Have you bought stock in a graveyard? --
Ripples
11 October 1999
All -- Talon Volksie has finally entered the 90's on the verge of the millenium. I
have e-mail. You may email me at TalonVolksie@aol.com. -- Talon V.
Everyone now knows that DM-33 is one of the "Fiercest & Best Free Blades Arena"
around. The Hammer and others have done wonderful things for that arena. With 50 or
so teams, DM-33 is fun, challenging and a joy to play in. However, I am not here to
talk about DM-33. I want to talk to you about DM-43, Veastian.
DM-43 is not a large arena, we have only 8 teams here right now. It is small,
and not the greatest arena around...yet. We need YOU to help make this a great
arena. Since it's so small, this is your chance to get in on the ground floor and
become a cornerstone of this arena. Not many have this chance. DM-33 is great, but
it is crowded. Here in DM-43 you will not be one of the many, you will be one of the
best. For all of you Noblish Island managers, this is your chance to transfer your
team to an arena where you will have an immediate impact on the game. This is an
arena where you can continue to hone your skills and be a contender for the
Duelmastership. Veteran managers...do you want to make Duelmasters the best it can
be? Help newbies and make an arena of your own?
This is a wonderful chance for everyone. For the newer players to make a
serious impact on an arena and veteran players to be a "founder" of an arena.
Managers like Don John, Mutt Lange, The Rake and myself want you to help make DM-43
the best arena out there. We don't want just "anyone" to come here, we want managers
who want to play hard and have fun. If that is you, then come to DM-43, Veastian.
If anyone has any questions at all, please diplo me and I will reply as soon as
possible. Now is your chance, now is the time. DM-43. -- Apollo Maximillious, mgr.
Cult of the Dragon (339), DM-43
All -- By Seefe's name, am I tired of looking at such team names as Inyo Eye and
Eggnog Warriors. Please, in the name of all that is decent on the face of Ghea, give
your teams and fighters APPROPRIATE names!! I know it can be challenging and
demanding to make up TRULY GOOD names like Boneshredders and Aerie Fire, but please,
don't call your guys something that causes me to dirge in disgust!! It really hurts
your (and my) gaming experience when my warriors have to stand against someone named
"Underwear Gnomes". After all, I can come up with ten names like Bust-a-Plumber and
Chococroc in a single minute, but why don't I do it? -- Shadowfire, mgr. of
Dragonslayers (636) in Solven (DM 22)
16 October 1999
To anyone starting a new team -- No good sales pitch or gimmicks (yet). If you're
adding a team, please put it in Jurine, DM-61. We only have one unchartered team and
eight teams total. So why come to Jurine? Simply put; WE ARE BEGGING YOU!!! --
Wardancer, mgr. War Party
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CLOWER was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 9 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE BIG SHOW was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
STILL WATER was easily killed by SUPERIOR MANAGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA! was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SPECTER was savagely slain by EXECUTION ERIK in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
VAMPIRE was devastated by PASB in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
SMILES unbelievably bested GREAT DAME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
DOC MCSWIFT was overpowered by BARON BLOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BODHISATVA viciously subdued SATNITESPCL SAM in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ASH lost to GARROTE GACY in a exciting 5 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SHOOT'EM SQUEAKY put to death FRANNIE FOX in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
ATTACK CAT demolished ZIGRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
POWER luckily beat COLD RAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.
FLANDERS handily defeated HUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
FLAMEOUT was vanquished by MEG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EQUITY lost to TESTER in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
BIG JERK outlasted MAX QUAM in a unpopular 8 minute Challenge brawl.
MARZOIA was devastated by GREEN EYES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANGEL RUST demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
MORNING MIST viciously subdued BOHICA JOE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute competition.
JANITOR JOE was defeated by SHIRLEY in a 4 minute one-sided duel.
SA CONRAD UNO was beaten by BEANSTALK in a action packed 3 minute fray.
SHARON handily defeated KUDZU CREEP in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
KILLER SHREW killed PRACKE in a 3 minute gory fight.
MITCHELL was viciously subdued by MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
CASTIGLIONE outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 9 minute bout.
COWBOY KILLER was slaughtered by OUTSIDER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MOM-IN-LAW slimly won victory over BLOODFEUD BILL in a dull 10 minute brutal bout.
CRUD4ADEADTV was outwaited by WEALTH in a tiresome 12 minute gory duel.
DIRGE was overpowered by LAW in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
CAPTAIN KRYLON subdued ANDIE in a 1 minute fight.
ARROGANCE overpowered SANDY FRANK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALEXIS was outwaited by BANSHEE in a action packed 9 minute amateur's match.
MANKIND was defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute brutal novice's struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 41 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 46 - 3 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 36 - 3 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 97 - 11 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 19 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 22 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 88 - 8 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 41 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 29 - 1 33 |
Turn 337 was great if you not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK ANGEL RUST 4713 12 4 1 124 HELTER SKELTER (256)
STRIKING ATTACK MORNING MIST 4520 9 1 0 117 THE TAO (326)
TOTAL PARRY GARROTE GACY 3996 26 15 0 112 ANARKYSTS (341)
LUNGING ATTACK BODHISATVA 4027 17 10 0 103 THE TAO (326)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SHIRLEY 4793 9 1 0 89 BABES (416)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KILLER SHREW 4594 9 8 1 56 DEEP 13 (419)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BODHISATVA 4027. The most popular warrior this turn
was MORNING MIST 4520. The ten other most popular fighters were ALEXIS 4919, GREAT
DAME 4928, BODHISATVA 4027, ASH 4026, COLD RAIN 4571, SA CONRAD UNO 4559, BEANSTALK
3261, SHARON 4720, MISS HONEY 4850, and ARROGANCE 4913.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG JERK 4874. The other ten least popular
fighters were WEALTH 4911, BLOODFEUD BILL 4977, CASTIGLIONE 4828, MAX QUAM 4972,
BANSHEE 4979, MOM-IN-LAW 4877, CLOWER 4853, MANKIND 4973, CRUD4ADEADTV 4918, and
COWBOY KILLER 4873.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
BODHISATVA (36-4027) THE TAO (326)
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