ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 10/13/1999 Duedate: 10/26/1999
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-256
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ADJECTIVES 18/795 62 25 0 71.3 SIR AGLIO 10/788
THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/797 SNOTZI'S II 33/813
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 JOKA MASHER 69/843
FRIDGE OF DOOM 58/831 JOKA MASHER! 60/833
LEAGUE ARCANE 15/600 14 PLOT DEVICE 22/178 156 136 1 53.4
2 DEATH 15/793 34 16 1 68.0 15 ANARKYSTS 36/815 25 22 0 53.2
3 STREET PIZZA 18/173 98 62 0 61.3 THE BLACKHEARTS 16/794
4 DARK TOWER 56/827 44 28 0 61.1 16 CARTOUCHE 51/825 142 134 1 51.4
RUINED LANDS 48/695 BOOK OF THE DEAD 57/829
BILL'S TOO 41/817 DOG DAY AFTERNOON 30/728
5 CREAM OF THE SLO 2/589 53 34 0 60.9 FORCE OF NATURE 75/747
BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/668 ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/850
6 UNDERDOGS 60/622 112 74 1 60.2 ELEMENTAL FORCE 52/570
LACKEY'S FRIENDS 26/686 17 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 51 49 1 51.0
DEATHTONGUE 46/614 18 ARCHANGEL 42/487 494 481 10 50.7
BIRDS OF PREY 23/683 PITT GLADIATORS 56/495
7 THE STORMBRINGE 31/857 22 15 0 59.5 19 AVID FANS 45/569 273 279 4 49.5
LORDS OF VALHALLA 20/711 CHAPEL ROCK 79/776
8 EXCALIBUR 29/726 54 39 5 58.1 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
9 BADLANDS 43/819 54 39 0 58.1 BLOWN AWAY 44/820
THE FOAMING MUGS 99/855 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
PERFECT HARMONY 30/687 20 OVERLORDS 20/30 48 50 0 49.0
THE JAGGED EDGE 75/848 21 JUBS 7/593 795 943 10 45.7
IMMORTAL OATH 9/785 BETTER OFF DEAD 65/629
MYSTIC LODGE 6/782 WILD AMINALS 74/635
SCAVENGERS 78/851 HOMES 33/729
THE BROTHERHOOD 8/784 BAD NEWS 78/640
NO SURRENDER 74/710 GENERAL MAYHEM 65/630
10 SUPERIOR FORCES 40/816 72 59 0 55.0 HER CATS 65/628
SUPERIOR FORCES 29/808 22 THE WILD HUNT 69/844 17 21 0 44.7
SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/832 AGONY AND ECSTASY 2/715
SUPERIOR FORCES 11/790 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/641
SUPERIOR FORCES 75/847 23 TALES 43/732 241 334 6 41.9
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/840 ARROGANCE 18/755
11 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 78 65 2 54.5 AVERAGE GUYS 10/718
BLADES OF FIRE 7/783 24 RHYME TYME 55/449 309 465 6 39.9
BLADES OF MIST 4/780 25 DELVERS 42/760 90 145 0 38.3
ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/867 BEACH BLANKET BABES 7/678
12 THE HOGS 69/409 763 647 5 54.1 SAND DANCERS 75/772
MISUNDERSTOOD 37/565 SAND DANCERS 74/673
THE CHAMPIONS 66/407 SAND DANCERS 78/775
TRUE SWINE 18/561 SAND DANCERS 77/774
THE CHAMPS 27/526 SAND DANCERS 65/768
13 VERMIN 72/771 54 46 1 54.0 SAND DANCERS 76/773
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 26 WENCHES OF ZEK 78/852 30 59 1 33.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Well Strahd, that was a very close fight! What kind of damage do you do, anyway?
I count myself a fortunate warrior, and hope that my fortune continues awhile yet.
Scribe, if you need the services of me or my teammates, we are at your service.
There seems to be much happening of late, and it would be a shame to miss it!
'Til next time
Vanyel
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest--and I really need it--only to have
to watch a bunch of HOME GUARD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. That's a hint,
folks. I'm grouchy tonight. I'm feeling mean. I want to pierce you with pointed
comments and shower you with two-edged compliments. Are you ready for it?
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see NAPPER LEON win a fight and gain
33 points, terribly. Okay, we were bored. That's why I wasn't alone in the spy
reporter's box, naturally. You see one fight, you've seen 'em all, but a blonde is a
different story. Tsk, tsk, RUSTY beat VALVALIS and VALVALIS lost 28 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Okay, I couldn't care less. So sue me.
Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster JAKE challenged this turn. Wait a
minute. "Our Duelmaster Jake?" Who made these notes, Olaf Modeen? Even Debby Tonte
wouldn't say something that dumb. The Captain of the Guard (not Duelmaster) is
Vanyel, and he CHALLENGED Jake. I can see that somebody in the Commission office is
also challenged--mentally! And if variety is the spice of life, which is
questionable, HOME GUARD may be getting bland, as VANYEL stays top dog in the city.
Whoop-de-do.
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to
know what's new, don't you, HOME GUARD? Being in a bad mood isn't new for me. And
let me tell you right now, if you had to go whizzing around Alastari in drafty, ill-
sprung carriages to stay in drafty, dirty inns with lousy beer, just so you could tell
a bunch of stupid fighters (if they're not stupid, they're managers) things they
already knew, well, you'd be grouchy, too.
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. Unless
the guy he's running from has a throwing knife, in which case, he gets a well-deserved
knife in the back. DARK TOWER, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's
most avoided team. Not that I can see any reason to be glad of it, but I guess you
might as well. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like
SUPERIOR FORCES avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if
you ask me. Hmph. So what? BILL ME was challenged more times this turn than the
Captain of the Guard. Now was the Captain insulted or feared? When you figure it
out, let me know.
GOLIATH was challenged by one of AVID FANS' warriors this turn, with THE REFEREE
having a lead of 88 points going into the fight. And sorry to say, THE REFEREE
overcame GOLIATH, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. Both of them. I think
exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for. Now look at this. JACK VALTRAEDS
challenged down 29 against FORCE OF NATURE's VORTEX. What a weasel! Question now is,
will HOME GUARD accept this sort of tacky behavior? Probably. After all, you're
immortal, so why not? JACK VALTRAEDS beating VORTEX. The insult, the...yech! Who
threw that tomato? There ought to be a law against tomatoes in that condition!
Somebody should have given a decent burial a week ago.
I notice PATIENCE challenging down 20 points to fight LINN, NO SURRENDER
doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. Assuming, which is
unproven, that the abstract quality known as "honor" actually exists and has anything
to do with this question. And golly gee, PATIENCE overcame LINN. Aren't we all
surprised and impressed? TAUT BUTTOCKS was challenged by one of MYSTIC LODGE's
warriors this turn, with ARCH-ANGEL having a lead of 28 points going into the fight.
This is the sort of thing that makes the price of admission to HOME GUARD's games
worth it! ARCH-ANGEL was subdued by TAUT BUTTOCKS!! How come nobody threw rotten
tomatoes at him? Just flowers and little perfumed notes and articles of, ahem,
intimate apparel. Some of these fans are shameless. I guess I can give a little
credit to PHONELESS CORD of USELESS TOOLS for challenging up by 22 to JEJUNE FLAMINGO.
PHONELESS CORD lost to get 45 points of recognition. There's a trick for you!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Unfortunately, nobody's dead, even
temporarily. That takes a lot of the fun out of it. Titanium shields and bamboo
daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? Not that there's
a lot of point in it, unless you think you can talk the Commission into passing new
weapons.
There's got to be a better place in HOME GUARD to get a drink than The Bash &
Glug! Any suggestions? Besides the morgue, you dolts. Just wait 'till next time I
show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless,
I must leave now.
-- Snide Clemens
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VANYEL 26-3379 56 37 2 303 LACKEY'S FRIENDS (686) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATSY 60-2816 50 51 1 294 UNDERDOGS (622) ARADI
THE REFEREE 45-1091 53 35 4 293 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
SPINKS 66-2886 56 42 3 266 THE CHAMPIONS (407) TARRGIR
RANDOM 10-3353 56 21 2 257 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
CHOPEMUP CHARLIE 36-3883 33 15 2 256 ANARKYSTS (815) JHANS
GRYPHON 23-2229 46 51 4 239 BIRDS OF PREY (683) TI
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 50 42 1 236 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OY 56-3048 42 28 1 226 DARK TOWER (827) ROCANIS
SIR ENAIC 10-3264 38 43 0 225 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
LARK 26-3591 46 36 1 222 LACKEY'S FRIENDS (686) CALEAM
ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 51 28 0 220 SUPERIOR FORCES II (832) ARADI
TEEFA 40-2943 38 27 0 219 SUPERIOR FORCES (816) ZENSU
STRAHD 31-3175 35 32 0 218 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
OJ 37-3360 40 44 0 217 MISUNDERSTOOD (565) SIBIKHAS
LYSSA STEELWING 11-3426 40 37 1 215 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
LASLO 16-3732 39 29 2 212 THE BLACKHEARTS (794) WILLAF
LI'L BUG 69-7415 35 33 0 212 JOKA MASHER (843) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKIRNIR 20-2878 37 32 2 210 LORDS OF VALHALLA (711) SEAM
ACE 48-3364 49 27 0 208 RUINED LANDS (695) CAER
HATHOR 57-3998 31 23 2 207 BOOK OF THE DEAD (829) ANDOR
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 68 81 0 206 SAND DANCERS (772) JADE MOUNTAIN
DROUGHT 75-1666 35 26 0 206 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
AMETHYST 43-2966 39 24 3 205 BADLANDS (819) VEASTIAN
SYLPH 11-3312 38 33 0 205 SUPERIOR FORCES (790) ARUAK CITY
SHADOW MIST 99-561 33 11 3 205 THE FOAMING MUGS (855) SOUTH RIDGE
NOFX 19-3180 48 21 2 204 THE MOTHERSHIP II (797) ZUWAYZA
EDDY 56-3029 43 31 0 202 DARK TOWER (827) ROCANIS
PURE SNOW 65-2137 54 81 0 201 BETTER OFF DEAD (629) DAL SHANG
BELLEROPHON 20-2863 49 35 0 200 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402 38 34 0 199 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
--DEATH-ARROW--> 29-3350 36 43 2 199 SUPERIOR FORCES (808) LAPUR
SUDDEN 15-3534 34 21 3 199 DEATH (793) MALCORN
COFFEEHOUSE 7-3597 41 68 1 198 JUBS (593) BONSUR
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 39 19 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
STEEL CLOTH 56-1745 55 57 3 197 PITT GLADIATORS (495) ROCANIS
FLUKE 66-2710 68 41 1 196 BENTSWORDS BUNCH (668) TARRGIR
JAKE 56-2597 57 39 1 195 DARK TOWER (827) ROCANIS
UNSAVORY 18-3950 56 21 3 195 ADJECTIVES (795) TALCAMA
NEFERTARI 51-3853 32 16 0 195 CARTOUCHE (825) TRICORUS
SIR TAINLY NOT 10-3805 24 15 0 195 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 43 24 1 194 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (641) DELARQ TOR
RECORD IMPROVER 75-1037 36 29 1 194 SUPERIOR FORCES (847) JADE MOUNTAIN
ZONKER 33-4337 28 10 0 194 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SLINK 74-2155 49 50 2 193 WILD AMINALS (635) DAIYLA KIV
JENNA TYL HOLAR 78-870 46 66 0 193 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
-CHARLENE 58-5588 31 24 0 193 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (641) DELARQ TOR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 65 116 0 192 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
NECROMANCER 15-3037 31 17 1 192 LEAGUE ARCANE (600) MALCORN
SCHMELING 27-3476 45 30 2 191 THE CHAMPS (526) POINT
BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551 39 29 0 190 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MR BILL 41-3424 28 19 0 190 BILL'S TOO (817) KATI-TEI
NAPPER LEON 65-2153 56 77 1 189 GENERAL MAYHEM (630) DAL SHANG
BOAR 18-4891 41 49 3 189 TRUE SWINE (561) TALCAMA
SENTINEL KILLER 60-3298 31 28 2 189 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
URIEL 42-761 62 75 7 187 ARCHANGEL (487) RODEKI
JOY DE VIVRE 2-4141 41 39 3 187 AGONY AND ECSTASY (715) NIANIA
MYSTRAL WYNDE 16-3730 38 32 1 187 THE BLACKHEARTS (794) WILLAF
SHARKY 18-5306 36 43 2 187 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CELESTE 29-3048 50 43 5 186 EXCALIBUR (726) LAPUR
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 34 25 0 186 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
GOLIATH 7-1733 48 34 2 185 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
VORTEX 75-1870 36 18 0 185 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
BILL ME 41-2943 37 46 1 184 BILL'S TOO (817) KATI-TEI
PEEG 43-2613 61 78 2 182 TALES (732) VEASTIAN
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 55 46 0 182 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
MASTIFF 30-3295 49 41 0 182 DOG DAY AFTERNOON (728) IAYE
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 36 19 2 181 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHALICE 29-3619 30 17 0 180 SUPERIOR FORCES (808) LAPUR
BELLADONNA 76-1798 28 21 1 179 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (850) SIMTAKKA
MRS LIMESCHULTZ 46-2809 45 43 1 178 DEATHTONGUE (614) ARDIVENT
CLAY 27-3037 42 56 2 178 THE CHAMPS (526) POINT
BELANA BLADESINGER 11-3433 40 37 3 178 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
MEANT 2B GOD 30-2055 36 39 1 176 PERFECT HARMONY (687) IAYE
DR. JONES 10-3820 34 10 0 176 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
TOURNIQUET 6-3990 27 22 1 176 MYSTIC LODGE (782) TRANSEL
SNAKEROOT 75-1364 34 14 0 175 THE JAGGED EDGE (848) JADE MOUNTAIN
UZI 44-1701 21 13 1 175 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
FOXGLOVE 76-1797 27 22 0 173 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (850) SIMTAKKA
TANKDON'TRUNMEOVER 22-1719 70 59 1 171 PLOT DEVICE (178) SOLVEN
CONCATENATION 60-3314 39 44 0 170 SUPERIOR FORCES II (832) ARADI
MAHIRA TY'JANOL 74-2208 36 41 0 170 SAND DANCERS (673) DAIYLA KIV
MIASMA 52-2892 29 12 0 169 ELEMENTAL FORCE (570) FRATSFA
PASADENA 33-4146 39 57 0 168 HOMES (729) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PATIENCE 74-1734 39 32 0 168 NO SURRENDER (710) DAIYLA KIV
SMASH MOUTH 19-3438 32 12 0 167 THE MOTHERSHIP II (797) ZUWAYZA
PACK RAT 72-1777 59 70 1 166 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
POPE JOHN 79-235 23 21 0 164 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
RAZOX 7-2400 31 21 1 161 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
GRAZ'ZT 8-2769 38 9 0 159 THE BROTHERHOOD (784) ARKERS
WILY HARE 72-2316 29 21 2 159 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
SNOOG 18-5916 28 14 1 159 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
SYNAPTICS 7-3638 44 59 1 158 JUBS (593) BONSUR
HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 72 104 2 155 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 61 89 0 155 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
KURINEIA 77-2105 39 52 1 155 SAND DANCERS (774) MAZGOURRAH
RUSTY 65-3014 38 54 0 155 HER CATS (628) DAL SHANG
SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579 28 13 0 155 FRIDGE OF DOOM (831) DELARQ TOR
OINK 69-7797 39 29 1 154 THE HOGS (409) CIMMERIAC
VALEENA TYL LORUS 75-1029 38 25 1 154 SUPERIOR FORCES (847) JADE MOUNTAIN
TAUT BUTTOCKS 18-5692 28 22 0 154 STREET PIZZA (173) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAR T'LOZKA 76-1294 31 71 4 150 SAND DANCERS (773) SIMTAKKA
LINN 52-2422 33 33 1 149 ELEMENTAL FORCE (570) FRATSFA
GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130 40 51 1 148 GENERAL MAYHEM (630) DAL SHANG
BUG 48-3416 40 23 0 148 RUINED LANDS (695) CAER
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 34 34 0 148 DELVERS (760) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WROUGHT IRON 9-3710 36 15 0 146 IMMORTAL OATH (785) ZUKAL
SATAN'S GIFT 2U 30-2056 36 39 1 145 PERFECT HARMONY (687) IAYE
VALVALIS 75-1051 48 60 0 142 SUPERIOR FORCES (847) JADE MOUNTAIN
AMA 78-770 32 39 0 138 WENCHES OF ZEK (852) LIN TIRIAN
SWEETNESS 12-3556 30 15 2 138 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
WARRIOR M 60-3653 29 24 0 138 SUPERIOR FORCES II (832) ARADI
-DROKEN 16-3905 22 12 0 137 THE BLACKHEARTS (794) WILLAF
ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778 52 77 6 135 BAD NEWS (640) LIN TIRIAN
-BROCMAIL 69-9348 26 16 2 135 THE WILD HUNT (844) CIMMERIAC
MISTRAL 75-1968 23 17 0 130 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPIRITBANE 7-1601 31 20 1 129 BLADES OF FIRE (783) BONSUR
MARK 10-3046 46 85 2 127 AVERAGE GUYS (718) KOLACT
DILLAN THE DOG 65-2849 32 58 0 125 SAND DANCERS (768) DAL SHANG
HARGREAVE TENSLAYER 4-2453 22 24 1 125 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
ARCH-ANGEL 6-3670 30 14 1 124 MYSTIC LODGE (782) TRANSEL
SOBER IRMA 68-9175 23 24 0 119 SUPERIOR FORCES X (840) FIREHOLD
WOM BAT 72-1780 26 21 0 109 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
MAGMA 75-2049 20 8 0 105 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOTO 74-2195 28 65 1 100 WILD AMINALS (635) DAIYLA KIV
SIR CHARGE 10-3633 23 17 1 100 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
WILD FLOWER 78-262 31 17 0 92 SCAVENGERS (851) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BODACIOUS BOB 7-3643 28 56 3 88 BEACH BLANKET BABES (678) BONSUR
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 21 13 1 85 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 21 20 0 82 CARTOUCHE (825) TRICORUS
GLACIER 75-2046 20 5 2 82 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIR VEYOR 10-3659 20 10 1 81 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 20 24 0 69 SUPERIOR FORCES (847) JADE MOUNTAIN
COLIN 3-5475 18 12 2 69 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (867) OSKSI
JACK SPRAT 47-2954 29 35 4 63 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CHUBBY 33-4302 18 4 1 57 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-THORON 16-4094 15 12 0 51 THE BLACKHEARTS (794) WILLAF
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 19 12 0 45 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Peeg -- There was a lot of decisiveness rippin through that fight. Too bad I had it
all. -- Belana
Ace in the Hole -- I guess I trunked your A's! -- Lyssa
Scribe -- Ooooo.... I'm really scared now. Like I can't handle anything those
backwards Karnhorns throw at me. Even if they surrounded me with a hundred men, and I
couldn't fight them all, I could give them the slip. Then, even assuming they capture
me, I could smooth talk my way out of it. And if for some reason I couldn't reason
with them, perhaps because they were all deaf, and they tossed me in prison; it's not
like I couldn't escape. Now, they could get devious and use some magic to bind me,
and that would work. However, if I don't come back, do you seriously think my
teammates would leave me there. I think not. They'd roll in there like a pyroclastic
flow and kick the entire empire to the curb if necessary. -- Tankesh
P.S. Did I just say pyroclastic?
P.P.S. For those unenlightened. Pyroclastic flow: The superheated rock, air, and
debris carried down a volcanic peak from an explosive eruption at incredible speeds,
commonly over a hundred miles per hour. Just think, Mt. St. Helens.
Scribe -- Hmmm...I don't know why, but for SOME REASON, I feel a major ass kickin
comin Tankesh's way. -- Belana
Yep, he came up with a lot of good suggestions, didn't he?
Steel Cloth -- Finally, a win! -- Gryphon
Laslo -- I might have won, but I still got a headache.... Anyone got some aspirin? --
Lark
Ho-Chan -- Hey there, youngster, stay away from this old lady's face! -- Mrs.
Limeschultz
Li'l Bug -- Oh, smashing baby! -- Patsy
Dr. Jones -- (suspiciously) Doctor of what, turtles? -- Zakar
Mrs. Limeschultz -- Sorry, ma'am. I try never to be unkind to somebody's mother, but
I just got carried away. You know, the sand, the fans, the flashing steel-- It all
just got to me. -- Ho-Chan
Patience -- (smugly) You surrendered to ME. -- Jenna
Wrought Iron -- Darn, I broke a tooth trying to bite you. -- Dillan
--Death-Arrow--> -- Peculiar name. I thought Fratsfans were taller. -- Mahira
Mistral -- My humblest apologies, fellow warrior. I wouldn't have said those unkind
words which were placed in my mouth. Never would I have been so rude as to imply that
you might become too humble, for in humility is salvation and release. -- Kurineia
Who is this Theater Bum, and how do I humble him more? He is an oaf. -- Toalis
Jack Sprat -- Thanks for that bodacious win. -- B. Bob
Lyssa -- But how could anyone doubt your shining nature, matched only by the glory of
your form? -- Ho-Chan
11 October 1999
All -- Talon Volksie has finally entered the 90's on the verge of the millenium. I
have e-mail. You may email me at TalonVolksie@aol.com. -- Talon V.
Everyone now knows that DM-33 is one of the "Fiercest & Best Free Blades Arena"
around. The Hammer and others have done wonderful things for that arena. With 50 or
so teams, DM-33 is fun, challenging and a joy to play in. However, I am not here to
talk about DM-33. I want to talk to you about DM-43, Veastian.
DM-43 is not a large arena, we have only 8 teams here right now. It is small,
and not the greatest arena around...yet. We need YOU to help make this a great
arena. Since it's so small, this is your chance to get in on the ground floor and
become a cornerstone of this arena. Not many have this chance. DM-33 is great, but
it is crowded. Here in DM-43 you will not be one of the many, you will be one of the
best. For all of you Noblish Island managers, this is your chance to transfer your
team to an arena where you will have an immediate impact on the game. This is an
arena where you can continue to hone your skills and be a contender for the
Duelmastership. Veteran managers...do you want to make Duelmasters the best it can
be? Help newbies and make an arena of your own?
This is a wonderful chance for everyone. For the newer players to make a
serious impact on an arena and veteran players to be a "founder" of an arena.
Managers like Don John, Mutt Lange, The Rake and myself want you to help make DM-43
the best arena out there. We don't want just "anyone" to come here, we want managers
who want to play hard and have fun. If that is you, then come to DM-43, Veastian.
If anyone has any questions at all, please diplo me and I will reply as soon as
possible. Now is your chance, now is the time. DM-43. -- Apollo Maximillious, mgr.
Cult of the Dragon (339), DM-43
All -- By Seefe's name, am I tired of looking at such team names as Inyo Eye and
Eggnog Warriors. Please, in the name of all that is decent on the face of Ghea, give
your teams and fighters APPROPRIATE names!! I know it can be challenging and
demanding to make up TRULY GOOD names like Boneshredders and Aerie Fire, but please,
don't call your guys something that causes me to dirge in disgust!! It really hurts
your (and my) gaming experience when my warriors have to stand against someone named
"Underwear Gnomes". After all, I can come up with ten names like Bust-a-Plumber and
Chococroc in a single minute, but why don't I do it? -- Shadowfire, mgr. of
Dragonslayers (636) in Solven (DM 22)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VANYEL devastated JAKE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LARK handily defeated SLINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE REFEREE vanquished GOLIATH in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
GRYPHON demolished BLOOD WIZARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JACK VALTRAEDS overpowered VORTEX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TOURNIQUET was viciously subdued by JENNA TYL HOLAR in a 2 minute competition.
RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by STRAHD in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
SNAKEROOT was overpowered by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ALFALFA BIRD defeated NOFX in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
DAIRY QUEEN was handily defeated by LI'L BUG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ACE IN THE HOLE unbelievably bested CELESTE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
SYLPH narrowly defeated MR BILL in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
SHADOW MIST slimly won victory over COFFEEHOUSE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEEFA overpowered NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
GRAZ'ZT viciously subdued KURINEIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge bout.
PATIENCE viciously subdued LINN in a exciting 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
--DEATH-ARROW--> overpowered SMASH MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCHMELING viciously subdued BILL ME in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest.
MEANT 2B GOD vanquished HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOAR overcame TANKDON'TRUNMEOVER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
WARRIOR M was devastated by POPE JOHN in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WROUGHT IRON vanquished DILLAN THE DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SATAN'S GIFT 2U overpowered HARGREAVE TENSLAYER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ARCH-ANGEL was vanquished by TAUT BUTTOCKS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PHONELESS CORD was beaten by JEJUNE FLAMINGO in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
WILD FLOWER beat BODACIOUS BOB in a action packed 2 minute Challenge competition.
MYSTRAL WYNDE was overpowered by SKIRNIR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPINKS won victory over BELLEROPHON in a 2 minute fray.
UNSAVORY was overpowered by CHOPEMUP CHARLIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLUKE was savagely defeated by PATSY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
NEFERTARI was beaten by SIR ENAIC in a exciting 1 minute fray.
RANDOM devastated SUDDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIR TAINLY NOT was subdued by OJ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CLAY was overpowered by DROUGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LYSSA STEELWING subdued RECORD IMPROVER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
ZONKER was vanquished by OY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELANA BLADESINGER lost to GROGGY DOGGY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
PEEG was demolished by AMETHYST in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
UZI was overpowered by PURE SNOW in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
RAZOX was devastated by NAPPER LEON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ACE handily defeated MAHIRA TY'JANOL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EARTHQUAKE beat SYNAPTICS in a action packed 1 minute competition.
STEEL CLOTH overcame JOY DE VIVRE in a exciting 3 minute match.
EDDY overpowered FOXGLOVE in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
HATHOR vanquished SHARKY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SENTINEL KILLER was overpowered by LASLO in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
GOPHER BAROQUE subdued ZAKAR T'LOZKA in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
GOUDA ARYAN was luckily beaten by OINK in a popular 7 minute gory battle.
DR. JONES viciously subdued PASADENA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal contest.
CONCATENATION bested BUG in a exciting 1 minute battle.
SNOOG devastated WOM BAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PACK RAT was demolished by URIEL in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
WILY HARE lost to MIASMA in a popular 4 minute struggle.
CHALICE savagely defeated AMA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
FRAIL WHALE was overpowered by MRS LIMESCHULTZ in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MASTIFF handily defeated ABOUT YOUR CAR... in a 1 minute gory mismatched battle.
VALEENA TYL LORUS was devastated by BELLADONNA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VALVALIS was viciously subdued by RUSTY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome match.
MISTRAL beat TOTO in a popular 1 minute fight.
SPIRITBANE narrowly defeated SOBER IRMA in a action packed 3 minute brutal melee.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART savagely defeated MARK in a action packed 4 minute gory battle.
SWEETNESS was defeated by SALAMI GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute contest.
MAGMA vanquished COLIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIR VEYOR overpowered JACK SPRAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR CHARGE savagely defeated GLACIER in a 2 minute gory fight.
CHUBBY was bested by HATSHEPSUT in a 1 minute duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER bested LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 26 PARRY-LUNGE 49 - 33 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 LUNGING ATTACK 144 - 117 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 17 AIMED BLOW 68 - 56 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-STRIKE 60 - 53 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 91 - 88 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 82 - 94 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 WALL OF STEEL 95 - 111 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 51 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 76 - 1 41 |
Turn 256 was great if you not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 3 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 11 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 13 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE VANYEL 26-3379 56 37 2 303 LACKEY'S FRIENDS (686)
PARRY-STRIKE PATSY 60-2816 50 51 1 294 UNDERDOGS (622)
AIMED BLOW SPINKS 66-2886 56 42 3 266 THE CHAMPIONS (407)
LUNGING ATTACK CHOPEMUP CHARLIE 36-3883 33 15 2 256 ANARKYSTS (815)
STRIKING ATTACK GRYPHON 23-2229 46 51 4 239 BIRDS OF PREY (683)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 50 42 1 236 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
TOTAL PARRY ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 51 28 0 220 SUPERIOR FORCES II (832)
WALL OF STEEL OJ 37-3360 40 44 0 217 MISUNDERSTOOD (565)
SLASHING ATTACK LYSSA STEELWING 11-3426 40 37 1 215 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
BASHING ATTACK NAPPER LEON 65-2153 56 77 1 189 GENERAL MAYHEM (630)
The overall popularity leader is TANKDON'TRUNMEOVER 22-1719. The most popular
warrior this turn was GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130. The ten other most popular fighters were
LYSSA STEELWING 11-3426, STRAHD 31-3175, NOFX 19-3180, CELESTE 29-3048, PATSY
60-2816, JOY DE VIVRE 2-4141, WILY HARE 72-2316, PATIENCE 74-1734, SCHMELING 27-3476,
and CHALICE 29-3619.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK SPRAT 47-2954. The other ten least
popular fighters were COLIN 3-5475, VALEENA TYL LORUS 75-1029, SHARKY 18-5306, MAHIRA
TY'JANOL 74-2208, ZONKER 33-4337, CLAY 27-3037, UNSAVORY 18-3950, MYSTRAL WYNDE
16-3730, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, and ARCH-ANGEL 6-3670.
Arena(Number) W L K Arena(Number) W L K Arena(Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 POINT(27) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 3 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 5 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 3 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 2 0
KOLACT(10) 5 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 3 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 6 6 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 2 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOY DE VIVRE 2-4141 41 39 3 187 AGONY AND ECSTASY (715) NIANIA
COLIN 3-5475 18 12 2 69 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (867) OSKSI
HARGREAVE TENSLAYER 4-2453 22 24 1 125 BLADES OF MIST (780) JHELUM
TOURNIQUET 6-3990 27 22 1 176 MYSTIC LODGE (782) TRANSEL
COFFEEHOUSE 7-3597 41 68 1 198 JUBS (593) BONSUR
GRAZ'ZT 8-2769 38 9 0 159 THE BROTHERHOOD (784) ARKERS
WROUGHT IRON 9-3710 36 15 0 146 IMMORTAL OATH (785) ZUKAL
RANDOM 10-3353 56 21 2 257 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
LYSSA STEELWING 11-3426 40 37 1 215 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEETNESS 12-3556 30 15 2 138 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
SUDDEN 15-3534 34 21 3 199 DEATH (793) MALCORN
LASLO 16-3732 39 29 2 212 THE BLACKHEARTS (794) WILLAF
UNSAVORY 18-3950 56 21 3 195 ADJECTIVES (795) TALCAMA
NOFX 19-3180 48 21 2 204 THE MOTHERSHIP II (797) ZUWAYZA
SKIRNIR 20-2878 37 32 2 210 LORDS OF VALHALLA (711) SEAM
TANKDON'TRUNMEOVER 22-1719 70 59 1 171 PLOT DEVICE (178) SOLVEN
GRYPHON 23-2229 46 51 4 239 BIRDS OF PREY (683) TI
VANYEL 26-3379 56 37 2 303 LACKEY'S FRIENDS (686) CALEAM
SCHMELING 27-3476 45 30 2 191 THE CHAMPS (526) POINT
--DEATH-ARROW--> 29-3350 36 43 2 199 SUPERIOR FORCES (808) LAPUR
MASTIFF 30-3295 49 41 0 182 DOG DAY AFTERNOON (728) IAYE
STRAHD 31-3175 35 32 0 218 THE STORMBRINGERS (857) CHIMLEVTAL
ZONKER 33-4337 28 10 0 194 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CHOPEMUP CHARLIE 36-3883 33 15 2 256 ANARKYSTS (815) JHANS
OJ 37-3360 40 44 0 217 MISUNDERSTOOD (565) SIBIKHAS
TEEFA 40-2943 38 27 0 219 SUPERIOR FORCES (816) ZENSU
MR BILL 41-3424 28 19 0 190 BILL'S TOO (817) KATI-TEI
URIEL 42-761 62 75 7 187 ARCHANGEL (487) RODEKI
AMETHYST 43-2966 39 24 3 205 BADLANDS (819) VEASTIAN
UZI 44-1701 21 13 1 175 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 53 35 4 293 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
MRS LIMESCHULTZ 46-2809 45 43 1 178 DEATHTONGUE (614) ARDIVENT
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 50 42 1 236 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ACE 48-3364 49 27 0 208 RUINED LANDS (695) CAER
NEFERTARI 51-3853 32 16 0 195 CARTOUCHE (825) TRICORUS
MIASMA 52-2892 29 12 0 169 ELEMENTAL FORCE (570) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 39 19 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 65 116 0 192 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
OY 56-3048 42 28 1 226 DARK TOWER (827) ROCANIS
HATHOR 57-3998 31 23 2 207 BOOK OF THE DEAD (829) ANDOR
SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579 28 13 0 155 FRIDGE OF DOOM (831) DELARQ TOR
PATSY 60-2816 50 51 1 294 UNDERDOGS (622) ARADI
PURE SNOW 65-2137 54 81 0 201 BETTER OFF DEAD (629) DAL SHANG
SPINKS 66-2886 56 42 3 266 THE CHAMPIONS (407) TARRGIR
SOBER IRMA 68-9175 23 24 0 119 SUPERIOR FORCES X (840) FIREHOLD
LI'L BUG 69-7415 35 33 0 212 JOKA MASHER (843) CIMMERIAC
PACK RAT 72-1777 59 70 1 166 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
SLINK 74-2155 49 50 2 193 WILD AMINALS (635) DAIYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 68 81 0 206 SAND DANCERS (772) JADE MOUNTAIN
BELLADONNA 76-1798 28 21 1 179 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (850) SIMTAKKA
KURINEIA 77-2105 39 52 1 155 SAND DANCERS (774) MAZGOURRAH
JENNA TYL HOLAR 78-870 46 66 0 193 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
POPE JOHN 79-235 23 21 0 164 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
SHADOW MIST 99-561 33 11 3 205 THE FOAMING MUGS (855) SOUTH RIDGE
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