NEWSLETTER FOR DM 205, TURN 05.

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            CHAMPIONS TOURNAMENT
             DM 205 TURN 5

TOURNAMENT WARRIORS           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IGNATIUS TELVE 2-3677        5   0  1  160  BACK BREAKERS (7)          NIANIA
 SLV 72-3370                  5   0  0  145  HIGH FLIERS (204)          DRAGONHEAD
 ALI SEXXX 78-796             5   0  0  141  42ND STREET (216)          LIN TIRIAN
 JOHNNY UTAH 15-2654          5   0  0  141  LAST ACTION ZEROES (46)    MALCORN
 AMBLE 69-6361                5   0  0  135  KILLER MISTAKES (169)      CIMMERIAC
 RED CEDAR 44-2451            5   0  1  130  SHERWOOD FOREST (102)      KRILL
 WHITE ZOMBIE 69-7199         5   0  0  127  CEMETARY GATES (175)       CIMMERIAC
 IRON SOLDIER 73-1785         5   0  0  121  THE MERCENARIES (207)      ERINIKA
 BOBBY FISCHER 60-3650        5   0  0  119  GRANDMASTERS (122)         ARADI
 VICTORY 75-757               5   0  0  111  SUPERIOR FORCES (213)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNOW HARE 70-3026            5   0  0  109  TUNDRA (190)               SENTERN
 SSSS 68-7935                 5   0  0  105  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (157)   FIREHOLD
 VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153     5   0  0   95  AGE OF EMPIRE (56)         SUNSET
 CUP RUNNETH OVER 69-8688     5   0  0   91  THE ADVENTURE BEGINS (184) CIMMERIAC
 BROWN RECLUSE 71-2604        5   0  0   89  FOUNTAINHEAD (198)         KYR'TERR
 SCARLET RROSTARR 23-4129     5   0  1   84  HOUSE RROSTARR 3 (62)      TI
 LORD FANDIL 4-4018           5   0  0   81  LOST SOULS II (16)         JHELUM
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356          5   0  0   79  EXODUS! (14)               OSKSI
 MIKHAIL TAL 60-3148          5   0  0   75  GRANDMASTERS (122)         ARADI
 PRUDENCE 68-5283             5   0  0   67  LOCAL 280 (148)            FIREHOLD
 ZEBRA 39-3170                5   0  0   59  JUNGLE FEVER (93)          XOCHITHLAN
 DAIYLA KIV 71-2940           5   0  0   55  ARENAS III (199)           KYR'TERR
 CORWIN 28-1680               4   1  0  175  NINE PRINCES (68)          MORYA
 MAD SEASON 69-5889           4   1  0  163  THRASH OUT (162)           CIMMERIAC
 DARK ORIGIN 42-2770          4   1  1  154  GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (99)     RODEKI
 THANKS, RANDY 72-705         4   1  0  149  LAST MINUTE (201)          DRAGONHEAD
 KRAUSCHEK 37-2505            4   1  0  147  LETHAL FORMULA (86)        SIBIKHAS
 PARADOXYMORON 72-280         4   1  0  145  ORGANIZED CHAOS (200)      DRAGONHEAD
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        4   1  0  139  PARTY ANIMALS (23)         KALTOS
 JABBERJAW 69-1171            4   1  0  135  CARTOON CREW (163)         CIMMERIAC
 MIRAGE 39-2446               4   1  0  133  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (90)    XOCHITHLAN
 FASTER PUSSYCAT 69-869       4   1  0  127  THRASH OUT (162)           CIMMERIAC
 WARBLEED 69-6674             4   1  0  125  MISFIT DEMONS (170)        CIMMERIAC
 ANASTASIA 73-3056            4   1  0  125  MYSTERIOUS (211)           ERINIKA
 LEGOLAS 68-1823              4   1  0  121  MIDDLE EARTH (147)         FIREHOLD
 GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104    4   1  0  107  MINIONS OF BOB (5)         MORDANT
 DOC SLEAZEE 69-7224          4   1  0  107  SLEAZEE CIRCLE (176)       CIMMERIAC
 IDIOCY 69-7331               4   1  0  103  THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (178)   CIMMERIAC
 INANNA SEMVANYA 2-4053       4   1  0  101  BACK BREAKERS (7)          NIANIA
 NIBLICK 60-3360              4   1  0  101  GOLF OR DIE (124)          ARADI
 CIGAR 17-4833                4   1  0   97  TEAM FREUD (47)            ALJAFIR
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 70-6045      4   1  0   97  THAT SUCKS MIGHTILY! (192) SENTERN
 EXILED KNIGHT 1-4297         4   1  0   95  ROVING DOOM (3)            MORDANT
 DR. NO-NOOKIE 50-865         4   1  0   95  MASTER BLASTERS (105)      SNOWBOUND
 PETZ 58-2530                 4   1  0   93  CHAOTIC DREAM (116)        DELARQ TOR
 CIME 2-4375                  4   1  0   91  SANCTUARY (9)              NIANIA
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487          4   1  0   91  LEGENDS OF STEELE (4)      MORDANT
 CURLY JOE 69-7333            4   1  0   89  THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (178)   CIMMERIAC
 ZEPHYR 52-2935               4   1  0   87  ELEMENTAL FORCE (111)      FRATSFA
 BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT 37-4166    4   1  0   83  COMEDY CENTRAL II (87)     SIBIKHAS
 SILK 1 73-1716               4   1  0   83  SILK II (206)              ERINIKA
 MASTER BVIII 73-3042         4   1  0   79  COLLEGE CREWS (210)        ERINIKA
 NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644     4   1  0   77  ODD SQUAD (183)            CIMMERIAC
 VULGORR BOILPUS 69-9453      4   1  0   75  BRUDRHOED OFE DETH (185)   CIMMERIAC
 SPOTTED PONY 5-3536          4   1  0   75  INDIANS (24)               KALTOS
 PHOENIX 6-4794               4   1  0   73  RESURRECTION (27)          TRANSEL
 BLACK DISCIPLE 1-2211        4   1  0   73  BLACK EMPIRE (2)           MORDANT
 NOGHT 4-4395                 4   1  0   71  TWILIGHT LEGION II (22)    JHELUM
 IBM DOCUMENTATION 70-7419    4   1  0   69  SCREAMING TREES (193)      SENTERN
 CARNAGE XLIII 77-2215        4   1  0   69  DEATH STUDS VI (215)       MAZGOURRAH
 THE BARON 69-8608            4   1  0   67  SIBKO (181)                CIMMERIAC
 ZOMBIE STOMP 69-9647         4   1  0   67  NO MORE TEARS (188)        CIMMERIAC
 JESSICA 68-5287              4   1  0   65  LOCAL 280 (148)            FIREHOLD
 MERRIWEATHER 68-8693         4   1  0   59  SUPERIOR FORCES 2G (161)   FIREHOLD
 BLACK CHERRY 44-2450         3   2  0  141  SHERWOOD FOREST (102)      KRILL
 STONE 65-1724                3   2  0  139  SLOW PLAY (138)            DAL SHANG
 BRAND 28-1708                3   2  0  135  NINE PRINCES (68)          MORYA
 SLEAZEE NECROMANCE 69-7223   3   2  0  119  SLEAZEE CIRCLE (176)       CIMMERIAC
 RAPTURE 32-2905              3   2  0  117  IRON HAND ORCS (76)        ARVAT
 ANGUS MCGYVER 33-3133        3   2  0  109  BOOB TUBE RUBES (79)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CANCER RAT 21-4281           3   2  0  109  SCRAGITARIOUS (57)         SUNSET
 HALIFAX 67-2010              3   2  0  109  BRITISH UNDERGROUND (146)  BARIKALA
 CYCLOPS 50-1068              3   2  0  103  MARVEL MADNESS (106)       SNOWBOUND
 MR. CILANTRO 7-4118          3   2  0  101  WASTELAND II (30)          BONSUR
 RIPFIRE 69-8610              3   2  1   96  SIBKO (181)                CIMMERIAC
 DARKNESS 4-4312              3   2  0   93  LIGHTS OUT (19)            JHELUM
 STORM SEEKER 69-6854         3   2  0   91  BLADE RUNNER 998 (172)     CIMMERIAC
 SERRA ANGEL 60-2584          3   2  0   91  MAGICK (121)               ARADI
 EL NINO 60-4083              3   2  0   89  NATURAL DISASTERS (125)    ARADI
 RAINFOREST 14-3132           3   2  0   89  BRINK OF EXTINCTION (44)   TOBIR
 ALVORANDO 69-8000            3   2  1   88  THE BLACK ELITE (180)      CIMMERIAC
 GRASSHOPPER 17-5428          3   2  0   87  ARCTIC GUARDS (49)         ALJAFIR
 OHM'S LAWYER 31-3619         3   2  0   85  ORCS HATE PHYSICS (75)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        3   2  0   85  THE GUYS (149)             FIREHOLD
 ONION RINGS 40-3138          3   2  0   83  VEGETABLES (95)            ZENSU
 SACCHARIN 33-4534            3   2  0   83  SWEETNESS (80)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ROSE 76-2357                 3   2  0   81  COLORS (214)               SIMTAKKA
 MAKTOR 66-3115               3   2  0   81  BOMB SQUAD (144)           TARRGIR
 BANDER 2-4335                3   2  0   81  SANCTUARY (9)              NIANIA
 JYSLIN RROSTARR 42-3396      3   2  0   81  LLOTH'S CHILDREN (100)     RODEKI
 MOURNING WOODY 69-4037       3   2  0   81  BLADE RUNNER 2 (165)       CIMMERIAC
 RICK MORANIS 38-3154         3   2  0   79  COMEDY CENTRAL (89)        CLIFFHOME
 THE CROCODILE GOD 18-6342    3   2  0   79  HELL FREEZES OVER (54)     TALCAMA
 BLACK EPIPHANY 69-7806       3   2  0   79  THE BLACK CRUSADE (179)    CIMMERIAC
 BALROG 10-3115               3   2  0   79  MYTH AND MIGHT (34)        KOLACT
 JENNA-RAE POWER 4-4372       3   2  1   78  THE DEMON DOGS (20)        JHELUM
 CRAW WORM 69-6844            3   2  0   77  BLADE RUNNER 997 (171)     CIMMERIAC
 SWINGING STALLION 70-3319    3   2  0   75  STALLIONS (191)            SENTERN
 TASMANIAN DEVIL 73-2449      3   2  0   73  WORLDWIDE GORE (209)       ERINIKA
 THE HUNGER 21-4622           3   2  0   73  SPIDERS FROM MARS (58)     SUNSET
 L.H.I. 10-3913               3   2  0   73  AWESOME MANAGERS III (37)  KOLACT
 ASMODEUS 61-2353             3   2  0   73  ARCHLORDS OF ASSIAH (131)  JURINE
 HONEST ABE 8-3767            3   2  0   73  SMITHSONIAN (32)           ARKERS
 ROTTEN 68-8189               3   2  0   71  MY EX WIFE (158)           FIREHOLD
 LUM 70-7741                  3   2  0   69  URESEI YATSURA (194)       SENTERN
 MARCELLUS 68-6714            3   2  0   69  LOCAL 116 (153)            FIREHOLD
 JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810       3   2  0   67  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (39)     ARUAK CITY
 VON BRAUN 68-7291            3   2  0   67  LOCAL 146 (155)            FIREHOLD
 DARING DOG 10-4033           3   2  0   65  MONGREL HORDE (38)         KOLACT
 SNORUS MAXIMUS 72-2254       3   2  0   63  DEAD AND BURIED (202)      DRAGONHEAD
 SPY FOX 40-3256              3   2  0   63  CHRIS'S TOYS (97)          ZENSU
 JUNINHO 7-4001               3   2  0   61  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (29)  BONSUR
 BILL 68-5969                 3   2  0   59  BILL'S ALSO (151)          FIREHOLD
 SAD-ERITE 22-5320            3   2  0   59  ROCK ETTS (60)             SOLVEN
 WATER FOX 51-3996            3   2  0   51  WAR PAINT (108)            TRICORUS
 HORSE 72-4350                3   2  0   49  MCDONALD'S FARM (205)      DRAGONHEAD

ELIMINATED WARRIORS           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMANDA 69-7090               2   3  0  149  ON A WHIM (174)            CIMMERIAC
 HEADACHE 60-3300             2   3  0  145  JOKA MASHER! (123)         ARADI
 POLLY 57-3469                2   3  0  121  THE MILKSOPS (115)         ANDOR
 POKER FACE 6-3041            2   3  0  105  HI ROLLERS (25)            TRANSEL
 CESIUM 69-5982               2   3  0  101  THE TIDE (168)             CIMMERIAC
 LOUIE LEFTFEET 53-5775       2   3  0  101  THE FAMILY (113)           KHALHUMS
 DOOMSDAY DEVICE 65-4854      2   3  0   97  REIGNING DOOM (141)        DAL SHANG
 SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE 69-4966   2   3  0   89  BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 (167) CIMMERIAC
 JAKARTA 34-3075              2   3  0   87  THE BATTLELORDS (84)       MONUNTIAL
 $-4-0 2-3937                 2   3  0   85  CREAM OF THE SLOP (8)      NIANIA
 DEFIANT 69-9522              2   3  0   85  THE BEARS II (187)         CIMMERIAC
 AQU-MARIN 22-5285            2   3  1   84  ROCK ETTS (60)             SOLVEN
 SILK 41-3467                 2   3  0   83  SWEET SILK (98)            KATI-TEI
 NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112        2   3  0   81  EASTERN HORDE (48)         ALJAFIR
 NINA SOULSEEKER 58-5419      2   3  0   79  BLACK COVEN (117)          DELARQ TOR
 THE THIN MAN 52-2750         2   3  0   77  VEGETARIAN ORCS (110)      FRATSFA
 LIKTOS 39-2685               2   3  0   77  JUGEND (91)                XOCHITHLAN
 SWEET CHEEKS 30-2989         2   3  0   73  WILD OATS (71)             IAYE
 SVEN THORFIN 78-1622         2   3  0   73  DOMINATION (217)           LIN TIRIAN
 SHADOWCAT 66-2978            2   3  0   73  FRAG 'EM ALL! (143)        TARRGIR
 OLD DOC CIRC 30-3755         2   3  0   73  LENPROS (72)               IAYE
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242    2   3  0   73  METAL MELTDOWN (127)       ARADI
 MACHISMO 10-3328             2   3  1   72  TWEAK-O-RAMA (35)          KOLACT
 SPUNKY 23-3638               2   3  0   71  IVO'S ARMY (61)            TI
 SCARBOROUGH 66-3192          2   3  0   71  FRAG 'EM ALL! (143)        TARRGIR
 BEN WODDLE 31-2274           2   3  0   71  FEED US BLOOD (73)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784        2   3  0   69  SMITHSONIAN (32)           ARKERS
 SOL'KANAR 69-6919            2   3  0   69  BLADE RUNNER 15 (173)      CIMMERIAC
 SPIKE 69-4034                2   3  0   65  BLADE RUNNER 3 (164)       CIMMERIAC
 TEMPEST 59-1350              2   3  0   63  THE WILLBURYS (120)        ILLIS
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786     2   3  0   63  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (104)     NORTH FORK
 LOONATIC 64-3963             2   3  0   61  FOWL WARRIORS (137)        KURUKAR
 BULLROARER TOOK 60-4376      2   3  0   61  FOR THE SHIRE (129)        ARADI
 BELIAL 61-2350               2   3  0   61  ARCHLORDS OF ASSIAH (131)  JURINE
 THE WRECK 68-7398            2   3  0   57  DRAGON'S TEETH XIX (156)   FIREHOLD
 XEROX 70-6645                2   3  0   57  SCREAMING TREES (193)      SENTERN
 THE GREY LADY 62-2992        2   3  0   55  THE DARK TEMPLE (134)      VALAMANTIS
 CALYPSO 10-3430              2   3  0   51  TWEAK-O-RAMA (35)          KOLACT
 FREAKIN' GENIUS 73-2131      2   3  0   47  FACE TO FACE (208)         ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
CHIEF PINIWACK 71-2349      1   2  0 LEGION AIN'T 197       TESLA 24-2439            3
UWNLIK SKULLSTOMP 69-7243   1   2  0 ORCS OF THE PALEHA 177 DARK ORIGIN 42-2770      3
TATOO'D GIRL 3-4188         1   1  0 OUR TRIP 12            BLACK RAZOR 71-2045      2
DAVY JONES 52-1180          1   3  0 PIECES OF EIGHT 109    AQU-MARIN 22-5285        4
VIRTUAL SUAVE 18-5915       1   2  0 PLAN NINE 51           ALVORANDO 69-8000        3
DIMITRI 33-2348             2   2  0 THE RED SWORDS 78      SCARLET RROSTARR 23-41   4
RY-0-LITE 18-6110           2   2  0 ROCK-ETTS 53           MACHISMO 10-3328         4
U TRY DAMP TUG 69-9484      0   3  0 UNSCRAMBLE ME! 186     JENNA-RAE POWER 4-4372   3
ARROW HEAD 14-3151          1   3  0 WAR PARTY 45           RED CEDAR 44-2451        4
BROWN BEAST 59-1347         1   2  0 THE WILLBURYS 120      RIPFIRE 69-8610          3
PUGSLY 59-1348              1   2  0 THE WILLBURYS 120      IGNATIUS TELVE 2-3677    3

LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK DISCIPLE 1-2211 of BLACK EMPIRE devastated BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT 37-4166 of COMEDY CENTRAL II in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EXILED KNIGHT 1-4297 of ROVING DOOM viciously subdued DARKNESS 4-4312 of LIGHTS OUT in a exciting 5 minute gory expert's battle.
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 of LEGENDS OF STEELE unbelievably bested FASTER PUSSYCAT 69-869 of THRASH OUT in a 4 minute master's brawl.
GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104 of MINIONS OF BOB savagely defeated BALROG 10-3115 of MYTH AND MIGHT in a 4 minute master's match.
IGNATIUS TELVE 2-3677 of BACK BREAKERS defeated IDIOCY 69-7331 of THE FIFTH HORSEMAN in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
$-4-0 2-3937 of CREAM OF THE SLOP was handily defeated by SNORUS MAXIMUS 72-2254 of DEAD AND BURIED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INANNA SEMVANYA 2-4053 of BACK BREAKERS viciously subdued FREAKIN' GENIUS 73-2131 of FACE TO FACE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
BANDER 2-4335 of SANCTUARY lost to CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 of PARTY ANIMALS in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
CIME 2-4375 of SANCTUARY viciously subdued SILK 1 73-1716 of SILK II in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 of EXODUS! devastated RAINFOREST 14-3132 of BRINK OF EXTINCTION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LORD FANDIL 4-4018 of LOST SOULS II subdued SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE 69-4966 of BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
JENNA-RAE POWER 4-4372 of THE DEMON DOGS was viciously subdued by VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153 of AGE OF EMPIRE in a 2 minute conflict.
NOGHT 4-4395 of TWILIGHT LEGION II devastated LIKTOS 39-2685 of JUGEND in a exciting 5 minute uneven duel.
SPOTTED PONY 5-3536 of INDIANS viciously subdued BULLROARER TOOK 60-4376 of FOR THE SHIRE in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
POKER FACE 6-3041 of HI ROLLERS was savagely defeated by PRUDENCE 68-5283 of LOCAL 280 in a 9 minute brutal veteran's bout.
PHOENIX 6-4794 of RESURRECTION savagely defeated ALVORANDO 69-8000 of THE BLACK ELITE in a 2 minute master's conflict.
JUNINHO 7-4001 of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS narrowly defeated POLLY 57-3469 of THE MILKSOPS in a popular 5 minute veteran's duel.
MR. CILANTRO 7-4118 of WASTELAND II viciously subdued CYCLOPS 50-1068 of MARVEL MADNESS in a 2 minute gory master's fray.
HONEST ABE 8-3767 of SMITHSONIAN demolished THE GREY LADY 62-2992 of THE DARK TEMPLE in a dull 9 minute one-sided fight.
DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784 of SMITHSONIAN was beaten by KRAUSCHEK 37-2505 of LETHAL FORMULA in a 2 minute expert's fight.
MACHISMO 10-3328 of TWEAK-O-RAMA was overpowered by LUM 70-7741 of URESEI YATSURA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CALYPSO 10-3430 of TWEAK-O-RAMA was narrowly defeated by PETZ 58-2530 of CHAOTIC DREAM in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
L.H.I. 10-3913 of AWESOME MANAGERS III handily defeated SWEET CHEEKS 30-2989 of WILD OATS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARING DOG 10-4033 of MONGREL HORDE won victory over NINA SOULSEEKER 58-5419 of BLACK COVEN in a 2 minute gory veteran's bout.
JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 of WAY TOO MUCH BEER vanquished CRAW WORM 69-6844 of BLADE RUNNER 997 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHNNY UTAH 15-2654 of LAST ACTION ZEROES beat SWINGING STALLION 70-3319 of STALLIONS in a popular 1 minute veteran's match.
CIGAR 17-4833 of TEAM FREUD overpowered JAKARTA 34-3075 of THE BATTLELORDS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112 of EASTERN HORDE was subdued by ANASTASIA 73-3056 of MYSTERIOUS in a 2 minute expert's contest.
GRASSHOPPER 17-5428 of ARCTIC GUARDS narrowly defeated AQU-MARIN 22-5285 of ROCK ETTS in a 2 minute brutal veteran's struggle.
THE CROCODILE GOD 18-6342 of HELL FREEZES OVER devastated SCARBOROUGH 66-3192 of FRAG 'EM ALL! in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CANCER RAT 21-4281 of SCRAGITARIOUS overpowered ROTTEN 68-8189 of MY EX WIFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
THE HUNGER 21-4622 of SPIDERS FROM MARS subdued BEN WODDLE 31-2274 of FEED US BLOOD in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
SAD-ERITE 22-5320 of ROCK ETTS was savagely defeated by DAIYLA KIV 71-2940 of ARENAS III in a 6 minute veteran's duel.
SPUNKY 23-3638 of IVO'S ARMY was handily defeated by AMBLE 69-6361 of KILLER MISTAKES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCARLET RROSTARR 23-4129 of HOUSE RROSTARR 3 overpowered LOONATIC 64-3963 of FOWL WARRIORS in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CORWIN 28-1680 of NINE PRINCES vanquished OLD DOC CIRC 30-3755 of LENPROS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
BRAND 28-1708 of NINE PRINCES handily defeated SVEN THORFIN 78-1622 of DOMINATION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OHM'S LAWYER 31-3619 of ORCS HATE PHYSICS was beaten by WHITE ZOMBIE 69-7199 of CEMETARY GATES in a 2 minute expert's competition.
RAPTURE 32-2905 of IRON HAND ORCS savagely defeated MAKTOR 66-3115 of BOMB SQUAD in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's match.
ANGUS MCGYVER 33-3133 of BOOB TUBE RUBES was unbelievably bested by WATER FOX 51-3996 of WAR PAINT in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
SACCHARIN 33-4534 of SWEETNESS luckily beat DEFIANT 69-9522 of THE BEARS II in a exciting 3 minute brutal expert's competition.
RICK MORANIS 38-3154 of COMEDY CENTRAL viciously subdued NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 of ODD SQUAD in a 4 minute veteran's bout.
MIRAGE 39-2446 of WORTHLESS MANAGERS savagely defeated ASMODEUS 61-2353 of ARCHLORDS OF ASSIAH in a 1 minute master's conflict.
ZEBRA 39-3170 of JUNGLE FEVER devastated AMANDA 69-7090 of ON A WHIM in a unpopular 10 minute gory one-sided battle.
ONION RINGS 40-3138 of VEGETABLES bested DARK ORIGIN 42-2770 of GUARDIAN'S SLAVES in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's match.
SPY FOX 40-3256 of CHRIS'S TOYS was devastated by BLACK CHERRY 44-2450 of SHERWOOD FOREST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SILK 41-3467 of SWEET SILK lost to IRON SOLDIER 73-1785 of THE MERCENARIES in a popular 1 minute veteran's struggle.
JYSLIN RROSTARR 42-3396 of LLOTH'S CHILDREN devastated TASMANIAN DEVIL 73-2449 of WORLDWIDE GORE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RED CEDAR 44-2451 of SHERWOOD FOREST savagely defeated JESSICA 68-5287 of LOCAL 280 in a exciting 6 minute bloody expert's fight.
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 of MYSTIC ORC FEAST was subdued by VULGORR BOILPUS 69-9453 of BRUDRHOED OFE DETH in a 2 minute conflict.
DR. NO-NOOKIE 50-865 of MASTER BLASTERS defeated THE THIN MAN 52-2750 of VEGETARIAN ORCS in a exciting 2 minute master's bout.
ZEPHYR 52-2935 of ELEMENTAL FORCE won victory over LOUIE LEFTFEET 53-5775 of THE FAMILY in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
TEMPEST 59-1350 of THE WILLBURYS was defeated by HALIFAX 67-2010 of BRITISH UNDERGROUND in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
SERRA ANGEL 60-2584 of MAGICK was overpowered by BOBBY FISCHER 60-3650 of GRANDMASTERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MIKHAIL TAL 60-3148 of GRANDMASTERS vanquished SLEAZEE NECROMANCER 69-7223 of SLEAZEE CIRCLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEADACHE 60-3300 of JOKA MASHER! was demolished by SLV 72-3370 of HIGH FLIERS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NIBLICK 60-3360 of GOLF OR DIE was savagely defeated by PARADOXYMORON 72-280 of ORGANIZED CHAOS in a 1 minute veteran's match.
EL NINO 60-4083 of NATURAL DISASTERS overpowered STONE 65-1724 of SLOW PLAY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 of METAL MELTDOWN was vanquished by CUP RUNNETH OVER 69-8688 of THE ADVENTURE BEGINS in a 1 minute 
BELIAL 61-2350 of ARCHLORDS OF ASSIAH was demolished by CARNAGE XLIII 77-2215 of DEATH STUDS VI in a 1 minute uneven match.
DOOMSDAY DEVICE 65-4854 of REIGNING DOOM was devastated by MOURNING WOODY 69-4037 of BLADE RUNNER 2 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SHADOWCAT 66-2978 of FRAG 'EM ALL! was overpowered by ROSE 76-2357 of COLORS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEGOLAS 68-1823 of MIDDLE EARTH demolished DOC SLEAZEE 69-7224 of SLEAZEE CIRCLE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 of THE GUYS was savagely defeated by SSSS 68-7935 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6D in a popular 5 minute veteran's duel.
BILL 68-5969 of BILL'S ALSO was demolished by THE BARON 69-8608 of SIBKO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
MARCELLUS 68-6714 of LOCAL 116 demolished MASTER BVIII 73-3042 of COLLEGE CREWS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
VON BRAUN 68-7291 of LOCAL 146 was savagely defeated by ALI SEXXX 78-796 of 42ND STREET in a exciting 2 minute veteran's struggle.
THE WRECK 68-7398 of DRAGON'S TEETH XIX was viciously subdued by BLACK EPIPHANY 69-7806 of THE BLACK CRUSADE in a 1 minute fight.
MERRIWEATHER 68-8693 of SUPERIOR FORCES 2G unbelievably bested CESIUM 69-5982 of THE TIDE in a exciting 4 minute veteran's bout.
JABBERJAW 69-1171 of CARTOON CREW won victory over SPIKE 69-4034 of BLADE RUNNER 3 in a action packed 1 minute expert's match.
MAD SEASON 69-5889 of THRASH OUT was overpowered by VICTORY 75-757 of SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WARBLEED 69-6674 of MISFIT DEMONS was overcome by CURLY JOE 69-7333 of THE FIFTH HORSEMAN in a exciting 4 minute master's battle.
STORM SEEKER 69-6854 of BLADE RUNNER 998 was beaten by IBM DOCUMENTATION 70-7419 of SCREAMING TREES in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
SOL'KANAR 69-6919 of BLADE RUNNER 15 was handily defeated by BROWN RECLUSE 71-2604 of FOUNTAINHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIPFIRE 69-8610 of SIBKO overpowered THANKS, RANDY 72-705 of LAST MINUTE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
ZOMBIE STOMP 69-9647 of NO MORE TEARS outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT 205-4 of   in a unpopular 15 minute uneven bout.
SNOW HARE 70-3026 of TUNDRA vanquished XEROX 70-6645 of SCREAMING TREES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS 70-6045 of THAT SUCKS MIGHTILY! overpowered HORSE 72-4350 of MCDONALD'S FARM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        STYLE RECORD DURING THE TOURNEY     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  19 -   2     67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     25         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  34 -   1     63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         TOTAL PARRY       92 -  56 -   0     62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  22 -   1     51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         WALL OF STEEL     72 -  71 -   2     50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK   121 - 134 -   1     47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   72 -  85 -   1     46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         AIMED BLOW        18 -  22 -   0     45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       51 -  74 -   1     41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  61 -   2     38  |

Turn   5 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  9         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      8 - 12         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY       13 - 12                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     IGNATIUS TELVE 2-3677       5   0  1  160 BACK BREAKERS (7)
TOTAL PARRY      SLV 72-3370                 5   0  0  145 HIGH FLIERS (204)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALI SEXXX 78-796            5   0  0  141 42ND STREET (216)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JOHNNY UTAH 15-2654         5   0  0  141 LAST ACTION ZEROES (46)
SLASHING ATTACK  AMBLE 69-6361               5   0  0  135 KILLER MISTAKES (169)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE ZOMBIE 69-7199        5   0  0  127 CEMETARY GATES (175)
STRIKING ATTACK  VICTORY 75-757              5   0  0  111 SUPERIOR FORCES (213)
PARRY-LUNGE      DARK ORIGIN 42-2770         4   1  1  154 GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (99)
AIMED BLOW       INANNA SEMVANYA 2-4053      4   1  0  101 BACK BREAKERS (7)
BASHING ATTACK   NIBLICK 60-3360             4   1  0  101 GOLF OR DIE (124)

The overall popularity leader is CESIUM 69-5982.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DAIYLA KIV 71-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were SSSS 68-7935, RED 
CEDAR 44-2451, CESIUM 69-5982, EXILED KNIGHT 1-4297, FASTER PUSSYCAT 69-869, 
GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104, CIME 2-4375, RICK MORANIS 38-3154, WARBLEED 69-6674, and 
VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153.

The least popular fighter this week was ZOMBIE STOMP 69-9647.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AMANDA 69-7090, HONEST ABE 8-3767, THE GREY LADY 62-2992, NOGHT 
4-4395, HORSE 72-4350, THANKS, RANDY 72-705, SOL'KANAR 69-6919, MAD SEASON 69-5889, 
DOC SLEAZEE 69-7224, and DOOMSDAY DEVICE 65-4854.

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ARADI(60)            3  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         5  6 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)       11 16 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          4  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KRILL(44)            2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  LGLDBbloodgam  0  1 0  
IAYE(30)             0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104    4   1  0  107  MINIONS OF BOB (5)         MORDANT
 IGNATIUS TELVE 2-3677        5   0  1  160  BACK BREAKERS (7)          NIANIA
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356          5   0  0   79  EXODUS! (14)               OSKSI
 LORD FANDIL 4-4018           5   0  0   81  LOST SOULS II (16)         JHELUM
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        4   1  0  139  PARTY ANIMALS (23)         KALTOS
 PHOENIX 6-4794               4   1  0   73  RESURRECTION (27)          TRANSEL
 MR. CILANTRO 7-4118          3   2  0  101  WASTELAND II (30)          BONSUR
 HONEST ABE 8-3767            3   2  0   73  SMITHSONIAN (32)           ARKERS
 BALROG 10-3115               3   2  0   79  MYTH AND MIGHT (34)        KOLACT
 JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810       3   2  0   67  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (39)     ARUAK CITY
 RAINFOREST 14-3132           3   2  0   89  BRINK OF EXTINCTION (44)   TOBIR
 JOHNNY UTAH 15-2654          5   0  0  141  LAST ACTION ZEROES (46)    MALCORN
 CIGAR 17-4833                4   1  0   97  TEAM FREUD (47)            ALJAFIR
 THE CROCODILE GOD 18-6342    3   2  0   79  HELL FREEZES OVER (54)     TALCAMA
 VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153     5   0  0   95  AGE OF EMPIRE (56)         SUNSET
 SAD-ERITE 22-5320            3   2  0   59  ROCK ETTS (60)             SOLVEN
 SCARLET RROSTARR 23-4129     5   0  1   84  HOUSE RROSTARR 3 (62)      TI
 CORWIN 28-1680               4   1  0  175  NINE PRINCES (68)          MORYA
 SWEET CHEEKS 30-2989         2   3  0   73  WILD OATS (71)             IAYE
 OHM'S LAWYER 31-3619         3   2  0   85  ORCS HATE PHYSICS (75)     CHIMLEVTAL
 RAPTURE 32-2905              3   2  0  117  IRON HAND ORCS (76)        ARVAT
 ANGUS MCGYVER 33-3133        3   2  0  109  BOOB TUBE RUBES (79)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JAKARTA 34-3075              2   3  0   87  THE BATTLELORDS (84)       MONUNTIAL
 KRAUSCHEK 37-2505            4   1  0  147  LETHAL FORMULA (86)        SIBIKHAS
 RICK MORANIS 38-3154         3   2  0   79  COMEDY CENTRAL (89)        CLIFFHOME
 ZEBRA 39-3170                5   0  0   59  JUNGLE FEVER (93)          XOCHITHLAN
 ONION RINGS 40-3138          3   2  0   83  VEGETABLES (95)            ZENSU
 SILK 41-3467                 2   3  0   83  SWEET SILK (98)            KATI-TEI
 DARK ORIGIN 42-2770          4   1  1  154  GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (99)     RODEKI
 RED CEDAR 44-2451            5   0  1  130  SHERWOOD FOREST (102)      KRILL
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786     2   3  0   63  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (104)     NORTH FORK
 DR. NO-NOOKIE 50-865         4   1  0   95  MASTER BLASTERS (105)      SNOWBOUND
 WATER FOX 51-3996            3   2  0   51  WAR PAINT (108)            TRICORUS
 ZEPHYR 52-2935               4   1  0   87  ELEMENTAL FORCE (111)      FRATSFA
 LOUIE LEFTFEET 53-5775       2   3  0  101  THE FAMILY (113)           KHALHUMS
 POLLY 57-3469                2   3  0  121  THE MILKSOPS (115)         ANDOR
 PETZ 58-2530                 4   1  0   93  CHAOTIC DREAM (116)        DELARQ TOR
 TEMPEST 59-1350              2   3  0   63  THE WILLBURYS (120)        ILLIS
 BOBBY FISCHER 60-3650        5   0  0  119  GRANDMASTERS (122)         ARADI
 ASMODEUS 61-2353             3   2  0   73  ARCHLORDS OF ASSIAH (131)  JURINE
 THE GREY LADY 62-2992        2   3  0   55  THE DARK TEMPLE (134)      VALAMANTIS
 LOONATIC 64-3963             2   3  0   61  FOWL WARRIORS (137)        KURUKAR
 STONE 65-1724                3   2  0  139  SLOW PLAY (138)            DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115               3   2  0   81  BOMB SQUAD (144)           TARRGIR
 HALIFAX 67-2010              3   2  0  109  BRITISH UNDERGROUND (146)  BARIKALA
 SSSS 68-7935                 5   0  0  105  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (157)   FIREHOLD
 AMBLE 69-6361                5   0  0  135  KILLER MISTAKES (169)      CIMMERIAC
 SNOW HARE 70-3026            5   0  0  109  TUNDRA (190)               SENTERN
 BROWN RECLUSE 71-2604        5   0  0   89  FOUNTAINHEAD (198)         KYR'TERR
 SLV 72-3370                  5   0  0  145  HIGH FLIERS (204)          DRAGONHEAD
 IRON SOLDIER 73-1785         5   0  0  121  THE MERCENARIES (207)      ERINIKA
 VICTORY 75-757               5   0  0  111  SUPERIOR FORCES (213)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSE 76-2357                 3   2  0   81  COLORS (214)               SIMTAKKA
 CARNAGE XLIII 77-2215        4   1  0   69  DEATH STUDS VI (215)       MAZGOURRAH
 ALI SEXXX 78-796             5   0  0  1

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