Appropriately eerie Twilight Zone do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do...
music will magically appear with the touch of a mouse 
but you'll just have to
imagine Rod Serling's clenched-lipped delivery telling of the WWW's newest lost land:
With a mouse you've unlocked the door to imagination.
Beyond the "clicks" is another dimension—
A dimension of sight, of sound and of lost minds...
You're moving through a land of browsers and brackets,
Of chat rooms and horrifying "file not found" messages
splaying across monitors 'round the wide, webbed world...
Where the too-serious are forever fated to wander aimlessly,
Crashing into tweezles, twiffletubs, compulsive alliteration
and pitiful puns at every URL...in every Chat Room from
Maine to Barcelona (Que?) and even on the Satellite of Love...
You have now entered The Red Zone...
Where frowns are NEVER allowed...
Not even while loitering in the adjacent White Zone...
Hiya, folks. That pic up there—c'est moi... I promise to have better
graphics & such once I get Photo Shop working again...
For those of you who don't "get" the joke associated with THE RED ZONE,
I promise to explain it to you (eventually) in the SPORTS section
of this page—a rough & tumble spot that will let you know
that "You Ain't Too Tough" for
Gael MacGregor
aka: Red (or The Redster)
( )M( )
[ So... Do Ya Like the Mouse Ears? *HEE HEE* ]
Dance your mousie on the musical notes if you dare!
.Wav files can take a little time to download, so be
patient if your computer is from the dinosaur age (like mine).
Musician & writer by trade—part-time philosopher, Scrabble Queen
(oh, all right...a Pretty, Pretty Princess, at least—eh, Pookiee?),
storehouse of interesting (if mostly useless) knowledge, rememberer
of birthdays and anniversaries, Den/Dorm/House Mother and Court Jester.
Some THANK YOU's are in order, so please jump over here
THANKS! +PLUS+ SOME REALLY NIFTY GRAPHICS LINKS
to see who helped, and to find out where to grab some great graphics goodies...
For more about GAEL's musical activities (including a bio, résumé, concert,
film & T.V. credits & info), walk through the studio door at MacMusic Magic
This page will always be more or less under construction, so check back frequently... PLEASE NOTE: Currently this Home Page, the Thank You's,
the tales from Imaginaria, 
MacMusic Magic, and the
Things SCOTTISH & CELTIC are the ONLY pages active...
ALL other "worlds" are still in the works.
SIZE ACCEPTANCE and DISNEY pages are next in line!
Come back SOON!
There will always be MORE 
"stuff" for your viewing pleasure...
IMAGINARIA, MacMusic Magic and
Things SCOTTISH & CELTIC
are O P E N ! O P E N ! O P E N !
The Rest of Red's Worlds Will Soon Be Ready
[ MacMusic Magic
| The Imaginarian is Here
| Things Disney
| Friends & Family ]
[ Sports (Yeah, Girls Like 'em Too!)
| Books & Short Stories (Mine & Others)
| Links
| Humour ]
[ Poetry & Musings (Mine & Others)
|Things Scottish & Celtic
| Size Acceptance ]
[ Great Thinkers (Philosophy & Spirit)
| Red Cuisine
| Travels with Red
| Home Page ]
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Okay! So who broke my counter ALREADY?!?
